Sunday, January 31, 2016

Meta-Ethics and Anarchic Salad

The great thing about Philosophy of Law is that we get to discuss wacky hypothetical situations in order to clarify what we are actually talking about (or trying to talk about). This week, we found ourselves discussing demon-possessed dry-erase markers, anarchic salad, and how you can’t sue a meteorite that falls on you (courts don’t have jurisdiction for that).

The main topic of our class thus far has been philosophical anarchy, the idea that there is no moral obligation to obey the law. (This is not the same thing as the political anarchy, which is refusing to obey the law. ) A philosophical anarchist may still obey the law for a multitude of reasons, he just doesn’t accept any moral obligation in that regard. In our last class, one of my colleagues presented an extreme anarchist position; this led my professor to suggest that perhaps he’d done too good of a job on the philosophical anarchist arguments.

The other philosophical alleys we sometimes get stuck in are meta-ethical problems. My professor occasionally has to remind us that we have to accept some basic ideas (that there is such a thing as morality, for example) in order to have a meaningful discussion about legal philosophy. When we start heading toward meta-ethical questions, he quickly redirects the discussion.

My Admin Law professor recently used a more straightforward approach to instruction. We were discussing due process of law and a Supreme Court case about corporal punishment in schools. He asked whether we thought corporal punishment was a silly topic for the Supreme Court to address. When some students said yes, he pulled out his very own wooden paddle and started rolling up his sleeves. His paddle is the same size as the one that was at issue in the case, surprisingly large and heavy. Unlike the original, however, my professor’s paddle is decorated in W&M yellow and green and says “Due Process” on it. (After seeing his paddle, we conceded that there could be  valid reasons for the Supreme Court to address scholastic corporal punishment.)

During the next class, my professor told us he’s always sad he only gets to use his paddle once a year, so he displayed it a second time for our enjoyment and edification.

Meanwhile in Privacy Law, I can’t help feeling a little sorry for the plaintiffs  in the cases we read. They brought lawsuits, after all, to protect their privacy; and now hundreds or thousands of law students are reading those cases and the very details they sought to protect. Call it a meta-privacy law problem.

Outside of school, I allowed myself the nice distraction of watching Hamlet one evening.  This put me on a bit of a Shakespeare kick and I later watched Much Ado About Nothing (while cleaning my apartment in order to feel productive). It was refreshing to do something literary instead of legal.

Williamsburg also had a taste of the recent big northeast storm, though it was less boisterous in this part of the state than it was up north. Here, the snow turned to sleet then back to snow, leaving a thick crust of ice-snow on everything. I didn’t shovel off the driveway so much as an ad hoc ice rink.

It was a weekend storm, so we didn’t get a whole snow day, but the college did cancel Monday morning  classes. Since then, the temperature has jumped above sixty degrees, the snow and ice has mostly melted, and I’ve been left free to ponder meta-legal problems, Shakespeare, and the due process implications of large wooden paddles.


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